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A Thought for Today

If our dreams seem harder to realize as each day passes it’s only because few of us are wise enough to hold onto our visions. Try to do so, whatever the cost.

 

TO BEGIN WITH

As you might imagine, most of my mail this week asks a single question: What are you doing in New York? So, I’ve decided to address it by letting all of you in on an occasional feature I call

NOTES ON A LIFE IN PROGRESS

As many of you know I’ve been president of AGVA for twenty-five plus years. Whoa, that’s a quarter of a century.

And I’ve held the office of president longer than anyone in the nearly seventy years of its existence. My position is unsalaried but I take my obligation to our membership seriously and have great pride in the changes I have helped to bring about during my multiple terms as AGVA’s leader.

WHAT’S AGVA?

The American Guild of Variety Artists. Variety Artist? What’s that? Well, if you’ve been to Radio City Music Hall and marveled at the talent and precision of The Rockettes (only the most famous chorus line in the world); had your picture taken with Mickey and Minnie or Goofy at Disneyland; Watched Conan or any of the muscle men and daredevils cavort at Universal or most of the nation’s Theme Parks; been tickled by Mickey Rooney the top banana of “Sugar Babies” or tapped your feet at “Ain’t Misbehaven’” you’ve encountered a ‘Variety Artist. BeeHive, Swing and the Johnny Cash musical are all AGVA shows.’

They come in all guises and perform in umpteen styles. Our Alumni include Sinatra, Hope, Dietrich, Eddie Cantor, Gypsy Rose Lee, George Burns and on and on. And our list of current members is pretty illustrious too: Phyllis Dillier is a long time member, so are Streisand, Minnelli, Frankie Valli, Jackie Mason, Jerry Lewis, Rich Little, Donnie & Marie, Rip Taylor and Gloria DeHaven. Even Dame Edna calls AGVA her parent union.

I joined AGVA in 1955 just after returning from service in Korea. My first job as a member took place later that year at The Purple Onion in San Francisco where I shared the bill with Phyllis, Ketty Lester, The Kingston Trio and Maya Angelou. Although I had had my first book of poetry published two years earlier at that time I was plying my trade as folk singer. Maya had yet to arrive at her most celebrated profession –– that of being one of the great voices and a true icon for black poetry and literature in America. In those days she worked as a calypso singer and dancer. And, she was damn good at it.

WHAT DOES AGVA DO?

In addition to negotiating lucrative and fair contracts for Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Pluto, Snow White and Cinderella (those ladies and gentlemen in the outsize Disney outfits are called strollers) we represent, skaters, performing athletes, dancers, funny folk, monologists, singers, specialty acts and actors in reviews and cabaret. You name an entertainment category and chances are they carry an AGVA card.

We have a Sick and Relief Fund and a Health and Welfare program for our members that is the envy of trade unions in or out of the entertainment fields. In time of sickness and suffering we take care of our own. Rent checks go out to landlords of members who have fallen on hard times. Gas and light bills get paid for out of work artists and the rising costs of health care has provided many a bed for the ill and ailing.

We contribute heavily to The Actors Fund home in New Jersey and it was an AGVA relief grant that spearheaded the renovation of an apartment complex in Hollywood where those living with HIV and AIDS can find affordable housing.
I’m just as proud of the star that bares my name in the courtyard of that building as the one awarded me on Hollywood Boulevard. Under the aegis of our S&R Fund many of our older members continue to perform programs and shows for charity and senior citizen hospitals and homes. An expert and knowledgeable board reviews and pays out benefits.

Money for the Sick & Relief fund comes from membership dues and contributions to Welfare Trust are shared equally by working members and management,

We have representatives and offices throughout America that monitor contracts, working conditions and grievances. But our headquarters is and always has been in New York. I’ve been in the city for the past couple of weeks taking care of AGVA business.

Business this time around includes finding a new bank to handle our Health and Welfare investments. Like many banks these days our former investment firm was absorbed by an even larger financial institution who have termed our mere (?) 5.5 million in funds to paltry to bother with.

Lots of other matters needed my attention too.

All of us at AGVA are still mourning the loss of our energetic and beloved secretary treasurer and senior board member Frances Gaar who died earlier this year. On August 3rd Frances would have celebrated a very seasoned birthday. We will continue to celebrate her spirit and dedication to AGVA for many seasons to come

Frances was an actress and water ballet star who had a long and varied career. After her retirement she came to AGVA where in addition to her duties as secretary treasurer I relied on her as a valuable liaison between our organization and the other major entertainment unions. She was AGVA’s heart and soul and as such carried many of her talents with her to the grave.

I knew that the necessary job of finding someone to serve out her unfinished term would be difficult but very necessary. After many weeks of consideration and advice from other members I finally found it an easy choice.

Susanne Doris is a former Rockette and for many years has helped negotiate contracts between our members and the management of Radio City Music Hall. Again and again she has demonstrated her talent and fairness in meeting the demands and needs of our members while sorting out with understanding the needs of management. She will be an excellent Secretary/ Treasurer and an important leader of the new team I’ve been putting together during my New York City stay.

These notes on a life in progress that I make from time to time are a way of keeping all of you in touch with what I’m up to besides my various other vocations. Today’s ruminations and thoughts certainly wouldn’t be complete without a generous nod to the members of the East and West Coast offices of AGVA, our national vice president David Cullen and all the regional V.P.’s who do such a formidable job in serving our membership.

And to the membership at large, you have my unwavering promise to continue to fulfill the obligations and trust you have placed in me over the years.

RM NYC • 8/27/08 First Publication

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Thursday, 28 August

Sir John Betjeman o Karl Bohm o Charles Boyer o Ben Gazzara o Johann von Goethe o Billy Grammer o Ron Guidry o Scott Hamilton o Robert Irving o Nancy Kulp o Sam Levene o Bruno Nettelheim o Simon Oakland o Donald O’Connor o Wayne Osmond o Jason Priestley o LeeAnn Rimes o Rick Rosovich o Peggy Ryan o Emma Samms o Elizabeth Ann Seton o David Soul o Daniel Stern o Leo Tolstoy o Mike Torrez o Richard Tucker o Shania Twain

Friday, 29 August

Richard Attenborough o Dante Basco o Ingrid Bergman o Lauren Collins o Rebecca De Mornay o William Friedkin o Richard Gere o Elliot Gould o Carla Gugino o Oliver Wendell Holmes o James Hunt o Michael Jackson o Robin Leach o Jeff Licon o John Locke o John McCain o George Montgomery o Dick O'Neill o Charlie "Bird" Parker o Nathan Pritikin o Isabel Sanford o Joel Schumacher o Preston Sturges o Barry Sullivan o Dinah Washington

Rod's random thoughts Cruelty is contagious, just like love. Ask yourself which you would rather practice.

Good conversation is a rare as promises kept.

Gossip hurts. It maims, it kills. Never pass along a half - truth, a made - up fact, or a sentence you would say to anyone but the one you speak about.

AUGUST 27

Hello,
I’m here.

I got through one more night
of jacking off and late, late shows
                   and sleeping pills
your doctor had prescribed for you.

I have arrived again
           to turn your coffee on
and feed your cat
        and take your last night’s garbage out
and other menial tasks,
like making love to you
before you've had your morning bath.

How like that regiment of men
Who have passed down through your life
                                            I must be.
You crack the whip
as though you’ve had a ten-year practice,
barking your commands
like the whispered sighs of love.
I’ll never break the chain though
I might rattle it from time to time.

I would not call my life with you submissive,
It is nothing more than giving back
some of the hope I get from you when
we are making love
                  or eating popcorn at the movies
and you smile at me and not the pictures.

Still, I’ll go softly when it’s time to leave
and not wake up the neighbor’s dog downstairs.


I am good at exits.
I leave them laughing like Durante would,
Or even Groucho. Hello. I must be going.

-from In Someone’s Shadow, 1969. With Major Revisions 8/27/08 NYC

 
    AND FINALLY

So there you have it, what I have been and am up to in Gotham and why it was important to interrupt my tomato and cucumber harvesting to trek across the country. Will this labor union leader make it home in time for a California Labor Day barbecue? Watch this space & join me on the weekend for another session of Ask Rod. Sleep warm.

RM NYC / August 27, 2008 5:40PM EDST

 
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